We recently purchased one of these bad boys:

..which is a small, idiot proof video camera with built in software that posts your movies direct to the interweb. Providing we remember to take it with us when we go to the allotment we’ll be posting short videos here with our updates that will contain exciting footage of us standing around, smoking fags and doing the occasional bit of graft.
As you can see from Episode 1, we’ve allowed nature to undo all our winter good work by neglecting to acutally go to the allotment during the entire month of April. And May.
And March.
The weeds have therefore gone bananas and could probably hide Lord Lucan riding Shergar. We plan to get our arses in gear and sort it out, but to be honest all we really do is talk a good game so let’s see.
I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to our neighbours at Moor Green. All around us plots are thriving and well-tended whilst ours looks like Lotto Lout Michael Carroll himself has taken residence.
Mentally we have pulled our fingers out. Only time will tell if all this talk turns into action, innit.