Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Hi Dig fans,
Remember April 2007? What a month that was, eh.
We crossed off Item # 456 on the Camellotment “To-Do” list when we purchased an ‘all-weather’ ashtray.
Larry The Lavender Plant.
The dreaded Japanese Knotweed started to make a comeback. We plan to get vicious on it’s ass in May. The plan involves weapons-grade Flamethrowers.
Allotment Secretary Martin [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Hi Dig Fans,
Plans for the Camellotment Greenhouse are afoot! We merely await the rubber-stamp on our funding application.
This will be no ordinary greenhouse, oh no…
This may be the best greenhouse ever constructed!
It will cost a staggering £22!
But it will not and cannot be achieved without the help of Creative Industries Greenhouse Funding.
I hope you will support us.
Here’s [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
We have a pet duck.
Posted in Uncategorized on May 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Camellotment done gets writ about by someone else on the interspazz….
http://dubber.wordpress.com/2007/04/09/the-smell-of-dirt/
We’re *this* close to making millions of quids from this, I can feel it. It’s like Belle De Jour but with more dirt.
Posted in Uncategorized on May 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
For those of you with an insatiable thirst for nostalgia…..here’s the Camellotment Pictorial Hits from the classic month of March 2007!
This is our nieghbour, Jason. The photo was sent to the tree-hugging lentil-eaters at The Guardian for their weekly photo competition. The subject that week was ”Spring”. We didn’t win. Boo!
Off to the pub….
By the end of March [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 11, 2007 | 1 Comment »
When we first started this blog we bit off more that we could chew.
There were detailed descriptions of processes, activities, plans and even (oh Jesus Christ on a rubber cross!) Latin names for things.
The whole thing was wordy and a little too…..worthy.
Besides, we should be spending our time digging rather than DIGGing. The Allotment should be wicked, rather than [...]
